Mocha Bus Pass Lady 4-Head Diary

Instagram SHOTS! Series, Episode #6

PART 1 of 4

PART 2 of 4

PART 3 of 4

Episode #6 – Part 3 of 4. #comedy #mochabuspasslady #instagram #vodka #trending

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PART 4 of 4

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Mocha Bus Pass Lady 4-Head Diary

Instagram SHOTS! Series, Episode #5

– INTRO –

– PART TWO OF FIVE –

– PART THREE OF FIVE –

– PART FOUR OF FIVE –

– FIVE OF FIVE –

Episode #4 – Mocha Instagram “Shots!”

These will be slightly out of order, but just follow Parts 1-4 and swipe across and you’ll get the gist.

EPISODE #4, Part ONE of FOUR – ENJOY!!!

EPISODE #4, Part TWO of FOUR – ENJOY!!!

Part 2 of 4 for Episode #3. Enjoy!! #dirndle #comedy #trending #youtube

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EPISODE #4, Part THREE of FOUR – ENJOY!!!

EPISODE #4, Part FOUR of FOUR – ENJOY!!!

 

Mocha Instagram “SHOTS”

Mocha Bus Pass Lady’s new Vlog series on Instagram is finally here!  The Mocha Bus Pass Lady 4Head Diary Instagram SHOTS! Every Friday and Sunday Mocha will post videos on Instagram for you to swipe right and have a cocktail and a giggle!!

Mocha Bus Pass Lady – Intro

Intro! #mochabuspasslady #comedy #trending #instagram

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MBPL Instagram SHOTS! Series – Episode #1


MBPL New Blog Diary Series!!!

Hey, what happened to Hollywood and

to Mocha’s ‘bus pass’?”

 

Tune in to the Mocha BusPassLady blog/vlog here!  New entries will pop up soon.  Until then…the below video is one of Mocha’s earlier works featuring her good friend, “Captain Obba Babatunde Jr.” aka Mystro as they visit Disneyland in search of Steve ‘where are ya, Perry?’ Perry, former lead singer of Journey.

Smile, Motivate and Drink a cocktail and enjoy!  Cheers!

 

 

Mocha Bus Pass Lady’s 8 Ways to Beat the Holiday Blues

  1. Drink Vodka Cocktails
  2. Drink Vodka Cocktails naked.
  3. Drink Vodka Cocktails naked and listen to non-Xmas music
  4. Drink Vodka Cocktails naked and listen to non-Xmas music and dance your ass off in front of the window with the shades drawn so your neighbors see you.
  5. Drink Vodka Cocktails naked and listen to non-Xmas music and dance your ass off in front of the window with the shades drawn so your neighbors see you get arrested and tossed into the back of a squad car.
  6. Drink Vodka Cocktails naked and listen to non-Xmas music and dance your ass off in front of the window with the shades drawn so your neighbors see you get arrested and tossed into the back of a squad car then later you get booked for indecent exposure.
  7. All of the above plus you tell your cell mates about your experiences and they laugh hysterically then invite themselves to spend New Years Eve with you.
  8. All of the above and at a pre-New Years Eve party with your new cell mate friends you find the lover of your dreams and run off with him or her.

Congrats! You have just celebrated the holidays by beating the holiday blues the Mocha Bus Pass lady way!  Of course, a month later you learned your lover has a spouse living in the basement of their home. 

What had happened was your lover found out that the spouse had planned to run off with the best friend of your salt-addicted uncle’s dyslexic half-sister and their two dogs; a deaf French Bulldog and a pit-poodle mix with one eye and a hind leg shorter than the other three. Rather than give up the spouse your new lover chained the spouse to the washer and forced the spouse to do laundry and dust.  You also find out that your new lover’s spouse’s anemic, belching and flatulent second cousin on the father’s side who rents out the attic recently robbed a Walgreen’s store of three bags of Kettle Popcorn, a curling Iron and a large bottle of Tums.  The cousin is placed under house arrest and only farts and burps when your lover invites the cousin downstairs for dinner.  You could become despondent, but instead you:

  1. Drink vodka and leave your lover.
  2. Drink vodka and move in with your lover, the imprisoned spouse, the thieving anemic, belching, flatulent  second cousin on the father’s side and adopt the deaf and half blind dogs.
  3. All of the above and turn your new life into a reality show and become internet sensations!

Happy Holidays from Mocha Bus Pass Lady!!

OUT WITH THE OLD MOCHA…

 

Hellloooooo!!! This is the MBPL and her 4-Head diaries!  Here is a throwback to Mocha’s original musical intro in her hand sewn Jamaican Carmen Miranda costume!

I was away for awhile dealing with personal issues, much needed soul searching and an adjustment of my job-related responsibilities as a motivational blogger-slash world traveler- slash Vodka connoisseur.  And of course I have been working very hard at developing a new identity and new costume.  

Yes world, ole Mocha is happy to state that I will return to my blog refreshed, refurbished, resplendent and I will do my best to motivate, encourage, enlighten and of course, drink vodka!  Cheers!

 

 

 

 

A NEW MOCHA IS ON THE HORIZON!!!

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Hey everyone!  Here is a “throwback” picture from a couple of years ago when Mocha Bus Pass Lady first began.

Beginning soon, hopefully before the end of 2015, we will say “goodbye” to the Jamaican Carmen Miranda and we will say “hello” to a brand new Mocha Bus Pass Lady identity and a brand new bottle of vodka!!!!!  Stay tuned, great things are on the horizon!  Cheers!

MBPL is returning!!!

Yes, it is official!  The Mocha Bus Pass Lady and her 4-Head Diaries are coming back and with a Vodka-induced vengeance!

MBPL missed being online, but life as it always does got in the way and ole Mocha did what any normal human being would do in sensitive times, she took a deep breath, smiled bright and drank as many cocktails as her tiny mid-life belly could handle.

Now that Mocha is back and working a 9 to 5 which is not her calling, but let’s face it paying bills, rent and eating are essential, she will face her audience once again.  This time around Mocha will showcase the Mocha Bus Pass Lady 4-Head Diaries as 15-second installments on Instagram.  Look for new installments, new mantras and a new costume very soon.

Until then, please stay tuned, Mocha Bus Pass Lady will return just as soon as she finishes her vodka cocktail!!  Or Five!!!!

Smile and Drink a Cocktail – MBPL