Christmas ~hiccup~ Merry!!!

Mocha Bus Pass Lady wishes everyone a holiday full of vodka,joy, love, happiness, health and vodka!  Cheers!

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The SKYY’s the limit!

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The best thing to happen to a person is to have a generous benefactor or a successful friend believe in you and in what you are about and give you an opportunity at the American Dream.  Such is the case with Miss Ashley Adair aka Amazon Ashley and her “bestie” Miss Miley “Wrecking Ball” Cyrus.

Ashley, who stands 6’7″ and works for Jeff Beacher at Beacher’s Madhouse at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood, is a sensitive soul, a sweet young person trying to find her way in the world and a future reality show.  Miley Cyrus is a child star who has become the hottest most extremely successful ticket these days with her amazing talents, her on stage “antics,” savvy business-sense and her wonderful sense of fun and life.

When Miley brought Ahsley into her life Ashley could not have been happier, she sings Miley’s praises and with good reason.  Ashley, currently on break from Madhouse, can be seen in Miley’s Bangerz Tour.  Mocha Bus Pass Lady wants to wish Miss Ashley Adair all the blessings she deserves.  It is very nice of Miley to help a young  “amazon” realize her dreams.  While MBPL does not know Ashley personally she often corresponds with her on Facebook as her alter ego, author, LD Sargent.  Nice woman.  Actually, Ashley’s claim to fame mirrors Mocha’s life back when she was in her twenties, Vodka-free and innocent and creative and sweet.

Mocha met an Afro-German-Choctaw cobbler and part-time professional tambourinist named Horacio Bumpy Clockholter.  Horacio saw Mocha on stage in local production of Cinderella titled Brown Cinderella and her Dancing Pumpkins, Mocha played Brown Cinderella.  Horacio, who was married at the time with four young children and could only hear in one ear, chose Mocha to be in his next production; he was also a part-time music producer with a recording studio in his basement.  When his wife went out of town with the kids Horace talked Mocha into coming to his studio to record her first album.  Mocha missed the bus to Horacio’s house, so he picked her up in his mini van…naked.  Mocha gracefully ‘bowed out” of Horacio’s generous recording offer and ran all the way back home.  She never returned his calls, but Mocha takes pride in the fact that had Horacio been clothed, honest and a REAL music producer she might have had her opportunity at the American Dream.  Ashley is a lucky woman to have someone in her life who trusts her enough to help her find her way up the path to success.  Cudos to them both!

Mocha’s mantra for Miss Ashley:  Stay positive, young, tall, smiling, dancing, partying, and drinking (in moderation).  Go out and do all the fun stuff you should be doing at a young age.  Keep the party going until biology forces you to slow down and strap on a support bra; wear flats; drink moderately; bend and stretch before getting out of bed; pop a plethora of vitamins; wear your bus pass around your neck; etc.

Mocha’s Vodka of Choice for Miss Ashley:    Skyy Vodka. Mocha Chose Skyy Vodka because the SKY is the limit!!

Mocha’s drink of choice for Miss Ashley:  Happy Endings Martini – Skyy Vodka with blended Strawberrys and Pineapple shaken with ice and poured into a chilled glass with pink sugar around the rim.  YUM!

Until next time this is the Mocha Bus Pass Lady and her 4-Head Diaries signing off!  Happy holidays and a warm and happy New Year to all!